Things I've learned today...
Julianna thinks that when she is done eating, her leftovers go on the floor.
Little chunks of banana hitting the floor make more noise than you'd think.
The diaper I changed this morning was worse than the one daddy said was the worst one he'd ever seen...according to Adam.
Two little boys who are homeschooled will work twice as hard when they aren't allowed to watch tv, go outside, or play video games until school is done. (It only took me 147 days to learn this.)
You can bid on something on ebay and be instantly outbid. Don't these people have jobs?!?!
Julianna likes ketchup. Especially when she finds it on Adam's plate after lunch and no one notices her little hands in it until it's all over her, the floor, and daddy's chair.
Ketchup is hard to clean off daddy's chair.
You can reheat mac and cheese in the oven...when you have to because your microwave IS NOT working.